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Done with IE

I'm officially through with internet explorer. It is the WORST browser out there and features the WORST syntax knowledge on the face of this planet.

Nothing but Firefox and Safari for now...

Moment of Zen

The FOURTH Pictures

Samantha Park/Hershey Park/Dave Matthews

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So 117 is the number that haunts her and we happened to pass that number several times on the way to Hershey Park. I like this picture. Its got a nice design value about it.

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Waiting on line for the Comet, one of my favorites. Its an old woody with lots of up and downs. Its also one of the ONLY 3 coasters we got to go on because of the rain. She makes faces cause I make faces. We make good faces.

<< #1652 is our picture on the Great Bear. That was the near-climax of our ride experience. We did get to do Tidal Force before the rains.

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Another favorite picture. This scene looks so gloomy, but that sign makes everything okay.

My baby walking with the roller coasters on the horizon. Another favorite shot. I bought her a $25 Fire Dancer hat. Its pretty nice. I was going to buy a blanket, but I decided I would just get a ton of stuff online.

All in all, it was the best concert I'd been to. The seating wasn't the best, but the performance was. It was also the best I've seen or heard Dave and The Band, owning The Central Park DVD and several live albums.

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I drew it and she colored it.

conventional part one

he drives slowly, the school to their right.
he is ben and jacob is the other.

ben pulls over and jacob gets out. as ben pulls away.
jacob walks up the steps of the school


ben drives a long time, he turns a right at the corner
and continues driving, keeping the school to his left.
he cuts another right and drives on.

trees above him sway in the wind.
it is a nice day.

ben makes a final right and pulls up to a tennis court.
jacob emerges from the foliage in haste,
a gun swaying in his hand, blood and sweat on his brow.
he swings the passenger door open,
tosses the gun into the car:
it lands in the back seat.

ben slams on the gas and the car screeches onward.
jacob grabs a towel from the glove compartment,
he wipes the bloody sweat from his brow,
making a small stain on the towel.
he then wipes his sweaty hand off,
leaving the towel blood red.

ben keeps driving and makes a left,
putting the school behind them...

Kind of a Big Thing

So I was kind of hailed the BARBER KING this morning around 2 or 3am. My new-good friend, Kris (shavee), was looking to attain the length of my own hair (shaver... on the left, mouthing "SHUT UP BEFORE I SHAVE YOUR BACK HAIR, LAURYN!") and I was dubbed the expert because of my hair. So I took the sheers, buzzers, blades, whatever you shall dub thee; and mowed Kris' membrane-mighty. My girlfriend is also pictured in the back, with an indescribable expression on her face. Not quite sure what she was thinking at this point. Anyway... Kris is now an all-around-er like myself (i.e. same hair length on head, face, chest, and balls :D). Of course, it wasn't over, when around 3am, my other new-good friend, Mike, came to me for a buzz as well. He looks bad-ass now, along with Kris and we form this sort of trifecta of all-around-ers. All and all or all in all (not really sure how that figure of speech really goes. The night was long and hard and full of... hair. So now what does this mean? What does this make of this?? What am I? I am the BARBER KING. I can shave a man clean with the swoop of my fist-extenders and a good old pair of hair-begone-ers. I can do all of this now and I'm kind of a big thing.

Man Stuck in Elevator for 41 Hours

source: dj skeet skeet
Possibly one of the most amazing pieces of footage on YouTube.

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Selling PS2 Games for GTA IV

Cannot wait for GTA IV. But I'm broke! No cash at all! Since I'm not working this weekend, I decided to do something drastic. That's right, drastic. I'm selling a load of PlayStation 2 games and a couple of old Xbox games to get some quick cash for IV. Once I've acquired IV, its gonna be all out chaos. JudoJoe will be spearheading nubs across the globes (that's right, globes). So catch me at FtH JudoJoe on Xbox Live within the next week (most likely next weekend). May be getting some early morning sessions in soon. Gotta go! Lots of work to do.

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Kona the Barbarian

Ok, so this is Kona. He's my year-0ld puppy and he's supposed to be a toy poodle. Because he's a bit big for a toy, I think he's a mix of a toy and a normal poodle (they ripped us off!). But anyway, He's the coolest dog you'll ever meet. All he does is lick you. Yeah, he's a licking fiend. And he likes to do front flips and cartwheels. He's a stunt dog. And look at him... he's so friggin' cute! He smiles and winks at me all the time (he's got an under bite so it looks like he's smiley). Anyways, we call him a menagerie of things: Kona, Kona the Barbarian, Kona Corona, Kona Bologna, Kona'll Stone-ya, and anything else that happens to come along. Just wanted to show him off. Peace!

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I Was Here

Okay, so JudoJoe was here. Personal blog, mainly daily pictures. All the cool little things that happen in my little life. Plus a menagerie of thoughts and material that I calculate on a day to day basis. Such items would include thoughts upon the infinity of the universe or the average number of hairs on an ape's testicles.

ANYWAY, just wanted to get a blog of my own up where I could do whatever I wanted and not just what that blog was set out to be. On that note, I leave you, oh mighty intelligences of yesteryear.

That's my play on creative language.

Language of the language-speaking languages, all across the countries, and nation states, spanning millions of finite languages.


Peace bras and panties alike!